Friday, September 12, 2008

Campaign Strategy Advice

Dear Mr. Axelrod:

You're probably wondering why, at the crucial time when America at large starts to pay attention to elections, everything McCain touches is turning to gold. And you're wondering why everything Obama touches explodes in his face. I can tell you why that is.

McCain is a good man.

Obama is not. He is losing because deserves to lose.

You're welcome. That will be $20 for .1 hour of my time.

Sincerely,
Athena

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